One Simple Trick to Immortality

More and more people are discovering a passion for immortality.  But with hectic schedules and little interest or belief in religion, living for all eternity can seem like a chore - or worse completely out of reach.  

Michael and I have a simple tip that can make all the difference in making your quest for staying alive - and healthy - without the hassle of experimental procedures or the grueling repetitiveness of vampirism.  

Consider becoming a deity.  

Immortality is a key perk of being a deity and yet most deities are only called upon once a year.  Sure, you don't get the headlines like the gods do, but who needs the headache of answering prayers and deciding the outcome fo pressure-packed sporting events?