More Truth About Michael
Are you still reading? I thought I made it pretty obvious I was just making stuff up before the jump. I mean, how the fudge should I know who the "true" Michael Fertik is?
He probably doesn’t even know himself. Honestly, does anyone? Think of the number of rationalizations it takes just to make it to lunch without punching Todd from sales in the throat. "Team player" my ass. Hey, how about a Michael slideshow? Yay!