The Femto Blog
Don't do it that way, you moron. You'll never get the thing you want, make a killing in the market or remove that stubborn whatever it is. Instead, do it that other way that's much easier - and cheaper, too!
More and more people are discovering a passion for immortality. But with hectic schedules and little interest or belief in religion, living for all eternity can seem like a chore - or worse completely out of reach.
The Femtoblog has only been around for the last thirty seconds and the world is already desperate for the inside scoop on what makes it tick.